Amuse me, earthlings!

[serinde]

I am in the midst of my monthly affirmation that the female of the species is more utterly and regularly screwed over by Mother Nature than the male. Therefore, distract me with the following meme, snarfed from marnameow:

Post an anonymous comment, that's important there kids, following up here with three things about yourself, and I will use my vast cosmic powers to deduce who you are.

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

I am a rocket scientist.

When I was a kid, we used to make fun of the town where you grew up; when you were a kid, you used to make fun of the town where I grew up.

I wear sex-appropriate clothing only for working out or swimming (and swimming only when I can't go without).

[syringavulgaris.livejournal.com]

Rocket scientists from Pittsburgh? Isn't that a contradiction in terms? Anyways I'm coming up with a blank set for that intersection.

Me need more hintage.

[syringavulgaris.livejournal.com]

...I'm really wanting to say shirleym but I thought we grew up in the same place, more or less...

[shirleym.livejournal.com]

Ah, but you grew up in Parma, and I grew up in Lakewood.

[syringavulgaris.livejournal.com]

Ohhhhhh! All is now clear.

Somewhere I'd got the thought that you were East Side, like Shaker Heights or something.