Amuse me, earthlings!

[serinde]

I am in the midst of my monthly affirmation that the female of the species is more utterly and regularly screwed over by Mother Nature than the male. Therefore, distract me with the following meme, snarfed from marnameow:

Post an anonymous comment, that's important there kids, following up here with three things about yourself, and I will use my vast cosmic powers to deduce who you are.

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

no
no
and no
I am a TV show that ran between 1992 and 1999

[syringavulgaris.livejournal.com]

You know, of course, that I completely missed most TV during that time.

[(Anonymous)]

Is there a limit to the number of clues you are allowed?

I am a Roald Dahl childrens book

[syringavulgaris.livejournal.com]

No; but I am Jack's mounting impatience with obscurity, so I admit defeat. Confess! (And you have to state which of each of the above you were referring to, so all can be blindingly clear in hindsight.)

[sweh.livejournal.com]

Sorry lady... I was cheating a little. Me again!

Englishman in New York
Stranger In A Strange Land
Crazy For You
Mad About You
Big Friendly Giant

I was gonna finish with "I am the Eighties" :-)

Don't hurt me too much!!

*kiss*

[syringavulgaris.livejournal.com]

Gonna beat you like a redheaded stepchild!

[ronebofh.livejournal.com]

Hey, that's TWO Sting songs!

[sweh.livejournal.com]

Is it? I'm not a big Sting fan, really. "The Police" were pretty good, and Sting has done one or two good songs, but *shrug*.

"We are the eighties" is a show on VH1 Classic.