Preventative care, my foot.

[serinde]

I have somehow, in the past three years since my last dentist visit--during which period I have been eating less sugar, and brushing (twice a day. sometimes thrice.) and flossing more regularly, than at any other point in my life--accumulated a mouth full of minor cavities and one mondo root-canal-worthy one. My doom is sealed for July 13.

I LIVED on Doritos and Coke in high school and much of college. This generated no cavities.

What the fucking fuck.