Things Not To Do In A Shared Potty Environment

[serinde]

In addition to the obvious ones that we all put up with in public restrooms such as "peeing on the seat", and the entertaining & special varieties encountered in $JOB-1's facilities such as "leaving the door open when you're doing your business" (!!!) and "smoking a doob in the tiny tiny stall", I can add a new one: However much you are relieved by your evacuations, please avoid an accompaniment (or counterpoint, as it were) of loud, contented gasps and groans. I don't need to know how much fun you're having. Really.

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[jayeye.livejournal.com]

You could retaliate by faking an orgasm (think "When Harry Met Sally").

Or you could simply say "shut the fuck up".

/ji

PS: The best thing about being a guy is peeing standing up :)