And in the mitzvah department

[serinde]

I have just gotten 8782 a job in Panixland. Mind, this means I'm going to be his boss now, the poor lamb. He may grow to wish for a calmer line of work...like third-shift nuclear reactor technician.

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[battraballs.livejournal.com]

You'd better be good to my little DD, or I'll have to hunt you down and wreak bloody vengeance upon your house... Or something to that effect.

[syringavulgaris.livejournal.com]

Hah! He shall be under my merciless iron fist, and know neither rest nor comfort as the rawest recruit in my ever-expanding empire. The merest beetle beneath the poorest beggar's foot, even that shall pity him.

Also, he will be required to service my ferocious demon-queen lusts perform all the worst jobs that no one else wants to do.

[battraballs.livejournal.com]

*gasp!*