I am bestowed upon!

[serinde]

419 Engrish Of The Month:

Goodday ,
        I solicit for your good refine temperament on this  unwarranted mail,
but hope you will consider it worth giving  attention. Thus, a pre-meditated    
contact, trust and honor which  i bestowed on your personality.

For amusement, I ran it through Babelfish a bit (=> Korean => English => Dutch => French => Greek => English), but to my disappointment we haven't yet hit that fabled level of broken language whereupon performing the above contortions will actually serve to clarify the meaning. Alas.

Comments

[sweh.livejournal.com]

It's perfectly comprehensible :-)

[xlerb.livejournal.com]

I've got some good stuff in my 419 collection, IIRC — not sure if there's anything at quite that level, though. And I will not go looking now, because it's entirely too late at night for me to be that distracted.

[syringavulgaris.livejournal.com]

My favorite to date is the one from PRINCESS EDNA SUSHI.

[xlerb.livejournal.com]

That's... wonderful. <rummage/> And I guess it beats my PRINCE CHARS. But I do have a message whose body begins thusly:

Dearest in the Lord.


PLEASE ENDEAVOUR TO USE IT FOR THE CHILDREN OF GOD.


I am the above named person from Senegal.

But after that it goes into a fairly normal 419.