ladies and gentlemen: my hometown.

[serinde]

PARMA - A well-meaning West Ridgewood Drive woman learned a lesson the hard way when she invited a naked teen into her home for a meal....

(The street in question goes in front of the local mall. It is about 300 yards from my mom's old apartment; my first boyfriend lived two blocks off it in the other direction; etc.)

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[dvandom.livejournal.com]

Hm, the slow and stupid squirrels in the Cleveland area are being culled from the gene pool....

[lunchboy.livejournal.com]

"Someone threw a large pumpkin through the rear window of a car parked on Lincoln Avenue the night of Oct. 15. The car was parked on the street at the time."

Wait, was it parked on the avenue or the street? This is very sloppy reporting.