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What To Do On A 95-Degree Day
[0. Wake up astonishingly late, having slept 12 hours--obviously needed--and scramble around to run errands, like grocery shopping. Oops.]
1. Make a pitcher of Pimm's Cup.
2. Go swimming.
3. Drink Pimm's, eat grilled dinner.
4. Profit!
1. Make a pitcher of Pimm's Cup.
2. Go swimming.
3. Drink Pimm's, eat grilled dinner.
4. Profit!
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1. Mow half of lawn till I couldn't think straight; SWMBO offered to finish it and ended up in same state.
2. Beer and corn chips to keep hydrated. Thought about licking all the salt off of SWMBO to maintain electrolyte balance, but went to plan B with the chips.
3. Swimming.
4. More beer.
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q) Do the hokey pokey with the three best dressed and fabulous single women there + the Bride. (No one else would dance.)
Hey, can we try the Pimm's Winter thingy this winter? It sounds tasty!
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B. Buy yummy things at the farmer's market.
C. Sequester myself in the air conditioning with a good book while husband is off at the Last H.O.P.E conference.
D. Go to a friend's birthday party in midtown at a karaoke bar. (Yes, we did Bohemian Rhapsody and we ROCKED!)
E. Continue said birthday party with a pub crawl and lots of fried drunk food.
F. Collapse satisfiedly into bed.
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2. Do stupid chores whilst still sweaty.
3. Shower.
4. Take convertible on errands. (kids, don't try this at home).
5. Regret taking convertible, wonder why one bothered to shower.
6. Close windows and crank up a/c.
7. Grill yummy veal chops.
8. Enjoy with a gin & tonic.
As in the show <i>Profit</i>?
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