elibalin: So how did it go last night?
serinde: We put in a decent showing but did not place. (By half a point goddammit.)
serinde: Do you know Alf's real name?
elibalin: Gordon Shumway.
serinde: SEE IF YOU HAD BEEN THERE WE WOULD HAVE COME IN SECOND IT IS ALL YOUR FAULT
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Also, of course, ALF is short for "Alien Likes Food", as we all know.