serinde: (I see stupid people)
serinde ([personal profile] serinde) wrote2006-09-01 11:11 am
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New terrorist weapon: punctuation marks

It would seem that the Perils of the Nebulous Foe extend beyond peace slogans in Arabic and are insinuating their way into our own hallowed tongue.

Joe had to meet a colocation customer earlier this week at one of our variably annoying colo facilities so that said customer could perform some maintenance on his machine.

Joe signed in with his name and our company name on the appropriate fields on the sign-in log.

The customer signed in with his name, directly below Joe's entry, and put in ditto marks under the "company" field.

Quoth the reception jockey: "Oh, no, I can't accept a ditto mark there, you have to write it out in full. Terrorists, you know!"

[identity profile] scavgraphics.livejournal.com 2006-09-01 03:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Terrorists use ditto marks? Who knew.

[identity profile] naudia.livejournal.com 2006-09-01 03:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Wha? Some people need to be whacked upside the head with a wet fish.

[identity profile] sweh.livejournal.com 2006-09-01 05:57 pm (UTC)(link)
ditto

[identity profile] elibalin.livejournal.com 2006-09-01 04:14 pm (UTC)(link)
DEATH TO AMERICA!
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[identity profile] sweh.livejournal.com 2006-09-01 06:52 pm (UTC)(link)
He's one famous guy; wrote so much stuff! References to his work are all over the net!

[identity profile] sweh.livejournal.com 2006-09-01 06:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Ah, this is so that when the page is scanned in and your writing subjected to graphology analysis then the company name isn't lost. Paper is so low-tech these days; it's merely a capture device for things a lot more complicated.
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[identity profile] xlerb.livejournal.com 2006-09-01 06:08 pm (UTC)(link)
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It's not working. I must be doing something wrong.