serinde: (teh sexx0r)
serinde ([personal profile] serinde) wrote2008-11-29 01:03 pm

today's deep thought

Achieving orgasm is not unlike making sauce Hollandaise.

[identity profile] fivetonsflax.livejournal.com 2008-11-29 07:25 pm (UTC)(link)
How d'you figure?

[identity profile] syringavulgaris.livejournal.com 2008-11-29 09:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Getting it right is a matter of careful timing and attention, not too much heat and not too little, all applied at just the right moment.

And even if you don't get it Just Right, it's still awfully nice.

(YMMV.)

[identity profile] jayeye.livejournal.com 2008-11-30 02:19 am (UTC)(link)
and you need a strong, steady hand :)
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[identity profile] ronebofh.livejournal.com 2008-11-29 07:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Wow, disgusting. I might never come again.

[identity profile] syringavulgaris.livejournal.com 2008-11-29 09:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Yer being far too literal about this.
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[identity profile] xlerb.livejournal.com 2008-11-29 07:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Beat frantically; obtain goo.
It may be a problem if the temperature is too far off.
Viewing text/image/video description of similar activities at the same time may help.


...okay, I'm out of ideas.

[identity profile] nedlnthred.livejournal.com 2008-11-29 08:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Where'd that come from? No pun intended.

[identity profile] pir.livejournal.com 2008-11-29 09:54 pm (UTC)(link)
I prefer someone else to do both for me...
(although not concurrently)

:)

[identity profile] dvandom.livejournal.com 2008-11-30 01:19 am (UTC)(link)
Both require a whisk?

[identity profile] ilaine-dcmrn.livejournal.com 2008-11-30 01:20 am (UTC)(link)
excess lemon juice is right out

[identity profile] dvandom.livejournal.com 2008-11-30 02:11 am (UTC)(link)
There are machines that can do it, but nothing quite matches the touch of an expert?

[identity profile] missionista.livejournal.com 2008-11-30 01:44 am (UTC)(link)
Just add more butter!

[identity profile] elibalin.livejournal.com 2008-11-30 02:52 am (UTC)(link)
I am once again reminded that cooking only for myself usually requires a minimum of effort and is ultimately dissatisfying and accompanied by feelings of sadness.

[identity profile] caelfinn.livejournal.com 2008-11-30 03:35 am (UTC)(link)
Ah yes, but you can fix a broken hollandaise....

:)


[identity profile] dvandom.livejournal.com 2008-11-30 04:00 am (UTC)(link)
BTW, check out [livejournal.com profile] kobold's LJ for another crossover between sex and cooking tonight.

[identity profile] nancaurelia.livejournal.com 2008-11-30 04:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Ah, and an interruption at the wrong moment can doom it.