Addendum

[serinde]

How could I have forgotten?

Friday: the redheads and I went to dinner on the way home at the new Japanese place near us. Steve and I had the same excellent experience as we had previously. sweh, of course, had his usual restaurant karma: his food didn't come out until we were mostly done, and the waitress spilled hot tea on his leg.

We have seen the Cosmic "Kick Me" and "Harass Me" signs; this needs a similar descriptor, but I can't think of one offhand, and I'm about to be late for class.

Comments

[pir.livejournal.com]

The comic (sorry, cosmic) "spoil my dining experience" sign is a little long, I suppose.

[syringavulgaris.livejournal.com]

Yeah, conciseness is the key here.

("Conciseness" is a sucky word. It should be something like "concision".)

[sweh.livejournal.com]

Oh, it probably is in American :-)

Ahhh...

% dict concision
From Webster's Revised Unabridged Dictionary (1913) [web1913]:

  Concision \Con*ci"sion\, n. [L. concisio: cf. F. concision. See
     {Concise}.]
     A cutting off; a division; a schism; a faction. --South.

From WordNet (r) 2.0 [wn]:

  concision
       n : terseness and economy in writing and speaking achieved by
           expressing a great deal in just a few words [syn: {conciseness},
            {pithiness}, {succinctness}]

[sweh.livejournal.com]

It looks nasty, but Webster's has it...
"Misserve me"