Memetastic.

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. Stolen from sbp.

Last Cigarette: Never had one. Don't intend to try.
Last Alcoholic Drink: Beer, last night, at the Telephone Bar.
Last Car Ride: Just now, went to the store.
Last Kiss: sweh, about ten minutes ago. We kiss a lot.
Last Good Cry: June 27.
Last Library Book: Oooer. Not been to the library in a very very long time.
Last book bought: I bought four or five on the last go. But I think the last one they rang up was Emma.
Last Book Read: See above.
Last Movie Seen In Theatre: Spider-Man 2. w00t!
Last Movie Rented: If we're counting NetFlix, then Johnny Dangerously.
Last Cuss Word Uttered: Almost certainly some derivation of "fuck".
Last Beverage Drank: Coke "C2"
Last Food Consumed: Sushi sushi sushi sushi sushi! Tuna maki, to be exact.
Last Crush: That's need-to-know, citizen. If you haven't figured it out from my LJ, you prolly don't give sufficient of a shit anyways, and that's cool.
Last Phone Call: Just phoned arkham1010.
Last TV Show Watched: Bits of The Prisoner, last night--wandered in and out while doing housework.
Last Time Showered: last night
Last Shoes Worn: *looks down* uh, sandals.
Last CD Played: (I'm going to assume that minidiscs count.) Beasts of Bourbon, "Beyond Good & Evil".
Last Item Bought: A hell of a lot of food.
Last Download: Beasts of Bourbon videos from blarglefiend.
Last Annoyance: The weeds that have taken over my flower bed.
Last Disappointment: See "last good cry".
Last Soda Drank: See "last beverage drank".
Last Thing Written: This. Duh.
Last Key Used: Womble's ignition key
Last Words Spoken: thanking sweh for putting the laundry in the dryer.
Last Sleep: (Okay, this meme is definitely achieving "doofy".) Last night.
Last Ice Cream Eaten: Ben & Jerry's Light Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough. I heartily recommend this product and/or service.
Last Chair Sat In: The one I'm sitting in now. WTF? Like most people post to LJ standing up or something?
Last Webpage Visited: FitDay, for to log my food intake.