Mi faze is bwoke.

[serinde]

I was not properly controlling uke's head during iriminage, thus creating a perfect object lesson in why we are supposed to do that as the top of David's skull whanged into my jaw. This resulted in what Dr. Nick describes as a "minor TMJ dislocation", leading to brain dislocation because I kept trying to parse TMJ as Too Much Joy. The point of impact doesn't hurt, but the opposite side of my jaw does. Rather a lot, really. So I'm supposed to ice the point of impact, and the other side too if it swells (which it feels like it is), leading to much hilarity in the office as I slouch scowling in my chair with cold packs pressed all over my face.