In my dream, I'm suddenly in the army

...And we were about to go Over There. (Over where? Don't know.)

( More weird dream )

No vicious flying llamas, though. Too bad.

I'm still not 100% with it this morning.

Thunderbolts. Smite. NOW.

I don't know how they manage it but when one caller from hell phones in, it starts a lemming-like horde of troublemakers. Clearly an Illuminati plot is at work here.