Suckfest.

Focal was supposed to be up through Wednesday...but they're having a nationwide outage.

Most of the converting users were supposed to be up with Covad by Friday or so...but a good half of them that we've gotten completion notices for have lines that Just Don't Work.

The phones just don't stop ringing. No Aikido, no lunch, no goddamn cup of _tea_.

Grrrr.

Apparently it is required by the FCC for all telcos to have stupidity rays continually beaming through the halls of their buildings. It's the only possible explanation, because otherwise where could every single CLEC we've ever dealt with find _this_ many complete fucking retards?