Faster, Pussycat! Suck! Suck!

Another wonderful morning here in Happy World Land. Spent half the night awake enjoying my guts rejecting everything they'd been given; woke up to find I'd nevertheless managed to gain a pound. Ran late, no time for book or breakfast, welcome to low blood sugar hell, though that was mitigated by application of power bar. In the office, found that the printer had managed to once again forget it had a duplexer, which really sucks when you were trying to print out a huge document. And then got stuck on the phone for 40 minutes with one of our prize know-nothings, watching my tea get cold.

I can't wait to see what happens next.