For the Darwin files

Woman too stupid to not walk along train tracks hit by train, sues railroad

In other news, up waytoofuckinglate last night, having gone to The Incredibles (awesome, go see it, Pixar rules with rod and sceptre) and then on Bar Quest 2004. Slammed a bottle of devil's drink and I'm actually getting shit done today, mirabile dictu.

Edit: Sometimes, you just need a split infinitive for clarity's sake.

GIP!

Hurrah for the dancing zombies!

This is all 8782's fault.

Memetastic sexx0r.

Snarfed from a certain pirate, and like her, I say unto the meme "Well, duh":

If there is someone on your friends list who you would either like to tie down and have your way with, teasing them mercilessly and making them beg for release, or have them tie YOU down, post this exact same sentence in your journal.

Instant cartoon review: Justice League Unlimited

Just watched 4 episodes in a row. I lurve it in ALL CAPS. I have two words for you, Gentle Reader, and they are "super-deformed Etrigan".

I heartily recommend this product and/or service.