If this is your "February", you can keep it

The month is nine hours old, and already I am cranky. The prime crankiness arises from waking up with agonizing pain in my left shoulder, with no apparent cause. It's also utterly random--seems to have no relation to how I move, and waves of argh sometimes surge up when I'm not moving it at all. This is vexatious in itself, but tolerable, except that I might have to bag aikido YET AGAIN, which thought is sending me into transports of rage. It's a little disturbing how much I depend on that to keep me sane. Behold, the addictive personality.

OMG 0WN3D!!1

A guy donating to tsunami relief via lynx was arrested because the dipshit webmaster doesn't know what lynx is, and thought the information in the logs looked "suspicious".

Next, on Fox: "Pointed Sticks Considered Harmful".