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Dear fucktard,

If you move DNS and MX away from us while retaining your other services, and neglect to tell us this fact in the first place, and neglect to ever mention it or even allude to it in your later complaints about "stuff not working right", you win the Tin Fucktardcross With Poison Ivy Cluster And Cat Turds for the month. Congratulations.

Love and kisses,

--us.