words of wisdom from the desk calendar

"How sick one gets of being 'good', how much I should respect myself if I could burst out and make everyone wretched for twenty-four hours; embody selfishness." --Alice James

Yeah. That.

Today: 3, my sanity: 0

Just got user email asking whether customers get gopher space. Gopher. GOPHER.

Prithee, wouldst thou care to travel in this miraculous horse-drawn wheel'd conveyance, fair sir?