ladies and gentlemen: my hometown.

PARMA - A well-meaning West Ridgewood Drive woman learned a lesson the hard way when she invited a naked teen into her home for a meal....

(The street in question goes in front of the local mall. It is about 300 yards from my mom's old apartment; my first boyfriend lived two blocks off it in the other direction; etc.)

Your Daily Opposite-of-Zen

Me: *delightedly cranks up the speaker when Radio Paradise starts playing "Bloody Well Right"*

Mr. Networks: "Could you please turn down the heavy metal over there?"

Me: ........... "If I was playing any, I would surely do that for you."

dariodevil, in IM: "WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED?! I swear I heard a sitcom universe intrude on our dimension for a second."

elibalin, also in IM: "I bet he wouldn't complain if it were Fucking Surrey With a Fucking Fringe On Top."[1]

jdev: *iz ded of our wild antics*

[1] this follows from yesterday's anti-Zen, in which Mr. Networks described Evil Dead: The Musical as puerile, banal, and without merit, whereat the rest of the office was all "well um YES, that's the POINT".