Morning of Extreme Loathsomeness

( Campbellian epic hero's journey YA RLY not. )

What is answer to stupid morning?

( Lolcat memes, obviously. )

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Have spent hours working on pants Venetian hose. For which I HAVE A PATTERN ALREADY. And yet I've already sewn one pocket in backwards, nearly attached the other to the leg, sewn one of the four pieces in reversed, and having ripped all that shit out, now am failing to make everything line up nicely. Primal scream therapy (in basement, so as not to wake the pooky) not helping.

Am stopping now.