I guess that means it's working

The slacks I bought scarcely a month ago are now way too loose. I'm talking, "fit a party in my waistband" too loose, here. (They were not tight to begin with, mind.)

I really like them, too. Feh.

Yesterday's 4pm Duh; or, How Covad Aspires To Be Nynex

More precisely, 4:30pm, and I should have known better than to start a Covad call at that time, even for a topic that should have been Wham Bam Thank You Ma'am. Instead, I missed my train and the train after it. I leave you to picture how much delight this gave me.

( And now, being charged for your execution bullet: )