The Morning Jet of FOAD

I posted Craigslist and Petfinder ads to try and find homes for the aforementioned four cats, as Beth said she had a great deal of luck using those sites to home the various lawn cats she'd civilized. But every single ping so far has been an opening to a scam attempt, and a lame one at that. Yes, I find myself utterly taken in by your ill-spelt offer to send me a cashier's check to adopt a pet from New Jersey when you live in Utah! Fucking worthless parasitical morons; I hope you all die of pustulating venereal disease. STOP WASTING MY TIME.

If I had All The Money In The World, I would go around tracking these people down and punching each one carefully and thoroughly in the face, a la "Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back".