On Mixology

jld: My god Cointreau is a great and terrible god.
serinde: What are you laying about his feet?
jld: I have done a terrible thing. I call it the Fake Scotsman.
serinde: Do tell.
jld: Scotch, cranberry juice, Cointreau, and a bit of lime juice.
serinde: (I have scrumble heightened with golden rum.)
serinde: That's....interesting.
serinde: How's it working out for you?
jld: Disturbingly well