Memetastic Solstice prayer
Dec. 6th, 2005 08:43 pm
Oh Great Cthulhu!
I have been an extremely busy devotee this year.
In July, I wore an Elder Sign (-10 points). In March, I burnt my copy of the Necronomicon (-75 points). In May, I rammed a ship into you (sorry Cthulhu!) (-1000 points). In November, I sacrificed
jennyaxe to Cthulhu (500 points). In February, I visited my relatives in Innsmouth (100 points). In December, I exposed
cappyhead to soul-rending horrors (250 points).
In short, I have been very bad (-235 points) and deserve to be flayed alive.
Your humble and obedient servant,
syringavulgaris
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Oooer. I think Great Cthulhu has noticed that I'm playing for the other team.
Edit: Forgot to say, ganked from
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Date: 2005-12-07 01:56 am (UTC)Oh Great Cthulhu!
I have been an extremely diligent devotee this year.
In June, I exposed
(http://livejournal.com/userinfo.bml?user=sexykneesocks)sexykneesocks (http://livejournal.com/~sexykneesocks) to soul-rending horrors (250 points). In January, I stopped
(http://livejournal.com/userinfo.bml?user=gatopreto)gatopreto (http://livejournal.com/~gatopreto) from defiling Lovecraft's grave (-20 points). Last week, I legally changed my name to Randolph Carter (-40 points). Yesterday, I visited my relatives in Innsmouth (100 points). In October, I bombed a cultist gathering (-100 points). In December, I recruited
(http://livejournal.com/userinfo.bml?user=darke)darke (http://livejournal.com/~darke) as a new cultist (30 points).
In short, I have been very good (220 points) and deserve the honour of having my body used as a host for one of your servitors.
Your humble and obedient servant,
rainbear
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Date: 2005-12-07 05:51 am (UTC)