Memetastic Solstice prayer

[serinde]

Oh Great Cthulhu!

I have been an extremely busy devotee this year.

In July, I wore an Elder Sign (-10 points). In March, I burnt my copy of the Necronomicon (-75 points). In May, I rammed a ship into you (sorry Cthulhu!) (-1000 points). In November, I sacrificed jennyaxe to Cthulhu (500 points). In February, I visited my relatives in Innsmouth (100 points). In December, I exposed cappyhead to soul-rending horrors (250 points).

In short, I have been very bad (-235 points) and deserve to be flayed alive.

Your humble and obedient servant,
syringavulgaris

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Oooer. I think Great Cthulhu has noticed that I'm playing for the other team.

Edit: Forgot to say, ganked from sbp.

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[rainbear.livejournal.com]

Hahahahahahahah!

Oh Great Cthulhu!

I have been an extremely diligent devotee this year.

In June, I exposed (http://livejournal.com/userinfo.bml?user=sexykneesocks)sexykneesocks (http://livejournal.com/~sexykneesocks) to soul-rending horrors (250 points). In January, I stopped (http://livejournal.com/userinfo.bml?user=gatopreto)gatopreto (http://livejournal.com/~gatopreto) from defiling Lovecraft's grave (-20 points). Last week, I legally changed my name to Randolph Carter (-40 points). Yesterday, I visited my relatives in Innsmouth (100 points). In October, I bombed a cultist gathering (-100 points). In December, I recruited (http://livejournal.com/userinfo.bml?user=darke)darke (http://livejournal.com/~darke) as a new cultist (30 points).

In short, I have been very good (220 points) and deserve the honour of having my body used as a host for one of your servitors.

Your humble and obedient servant,
rainbear

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[xlerb.livejournal.com]