Twitters Of Life In Scranton
Jul. 30th, 2008 05:04 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
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elibalin has been dragooned forth to help clean out his grandparents' house in Middle Bumfuck, PA. This...is his story.]
7/29, 6:31pm: My bus driver has no nose.
7/29, 11:10pm: No internets, uncle fell off wagon again and will not be here, ground floor of house is disaster area. Uaelaelaelaelaelae.
7/29, 11:13pm: Also, according to the kids' menu of the local diner, Batman is a plate of chicken fingers.
7/30, 9:15am: Cousin will not be here either. Entire cleanup job falls on me. Must do everything in two days to avoid coming out here next weekend. Motivated by rage.
7/30, 9:20am: Oh, also? When phone service was reactivated here, for the duration of this mess, it came with DSL, but the router got shipped to one of the nursing homes.
7/30, 11:12am: TOO MUCH STUFF
7/30, 11:31am: Found: sad clown needlepoint.
7/30, 2:59pm: I have just filled a crate with ceramic owls.
7/30, 4:35pm: I cannot express how awful a time I'm having.
elibalin has been dragooned forth to help clean out his grandparents' house in Middle Bumfuck, PA. This...is his story.]7/29, 6:31pm: My bus driver has no nose.
7/29, 11:10pm: No internets, uncle fell off wagon again and will not be here, ground floor of house is disaster area. Uaelaelaelaelaelae.
7/29, 11:13pm: Also, according to the kids' menu of the local diner, Batman is a plate of chicken fingers.
7/30, 9:15am: Cousin will not be here either. Entire cleanup job falls on me. Must do everything in two days to avoid coming out here next weekend. Motivated by rage.
7/30, 9:20am: Oh, also? When phone service was reactivated here, for the duration of this mess, it came with DSL, but the router got shipped to one of the nursing homes.
7/30, 11:12am: TOO MUCH STUFF
7/30, 11:31am: Found: sad clown needlepoint.
7/30, 2:59pm: I have just filled a crate with ceramic owls.
7/30, 4:35pm: I cannot express how awful a time I'm having.
