In Which I Obtain Tutoring From A Native

[serinde]

syringavulgaris: Scusi me, dov'e di uffizio postale?
syringavulgaris: LOOK I KNOW STUFF
dariodevil: Minchia!
syringavulgaris: ...as long as the post office is what I need to get to
syringavulgaris: What's that?
dariodevil: Penis!
dariodevil: Now you are smarter than you were before.
syringavulgaris: The prof said the first day, when he was going over pronunciation, that it's important to really roll with the double consonants, because otherwise "penne", a type of pasta, becomes "pene", a penis.
dariodevil: Well, yeah, "pene" is the medical term.
dariodevil: "Minchia" is the "Dario's people grab their groin and make this sound while waving their arm around and spitting on the ground while Malta scores a goal on Palermo during league finals" version.