This is, sadly, not parody.

[serinde]

FBI Issues Alert Against Almanac Carriers

Next up: alerts against encyclopedias, dictionaries, and the Book of Lists.

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[syringavulgaris.livejournal.com]

Next they will be stopping any "Semitic" looking men in their 20's and early 30's from the reference section at the local library ... or do they do that already?

Well, it seems that "Flying While Arab" has joined "Driving While Black" in the list of mock officialdom offenses, anyways.

Though for real stomach-turning action, try this article (http://www.inthesetimes.com/issue/27/02/feature3.shtml) about the TSA's apparent alternative blacklist for hassling lefty activists.

[zombywoof.livejournal.com]

retch! Okay, I am sick now ...