This is, sadly, not parody.

[serinde]

FBI Issues Alert Against Almanac Carriers

Next up: alerts against encyclopedias, dictionaries, and the Book of Lists.

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[syringavulgaris.livejournal.com]

I know, I know--it's only that most of the other stupidities can be represented as some sort of fig leaf to show the public that Something Is Being Done. This is too amazingly dumb even to qualify for that. (Not to mention the implication that absolutely no one in the FBI upper echelon has the common sense to put a foot down and say so.)