Amuse me, earthlings!

[serinde]

I am in the midst of my monthly affirmation that the female of the species is more utterly and regularly screwed over by Mother Nature than the male. Therefore, distract me with the following meme, snarfed from marnameow:

Post an anonymous comment, that's important there kids, following up here with three things about yourself, and I will use my vast cosmic powers to deduce who you are.

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[(Anonymous)]

i'm not British though i may, er, date them. shoes.

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Stab in the dark: alice_ayers?