Things that make you go AAAAAARGH

[serinde]

When you're busily engaged in going blind and been working at it for awhile and you're in the middle of a hot fantasy and you're just reaching the crest of the wave and right then HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK from a car alarm right outside.

I don't think I've ever lost the mood faster in my entire life, not even the time of the *splorf*.

Comments

[arkham1010.livejournal.com]

I hesitate to ask,but what is the time of the *splorf*?

[syringavulgaris.livejournal.com]

Was having regular sex with a buttplug in. This of course makes things very very full anyways, and pushing in on one pushes the other a bit out in response.

And then I sneezed.

Behold, the invention of the rocket-propelled butt plug.

When recounting the experience in bofh.lusty-wenches, it somehow was determined that the appropriate sound effect was *splorf!*.

Aren't you glad you asked?

[arkham1010.livejournal.com]

ROFL! I'm trying very hard not to get a mental picture of that.

[battraballs.livejournal.com]

Ha! That's disturbingly hilarious. I've got one question, though...

"and pushing in on one pushes the other a bit out in response."

Then shouldn't it have been sucked in rather than blown out? ...Or maybe I'm just giving this way too much thought.

[syringavulgaris.livejournal.com]

Nah, it's a question of angles (especially with woman-on-top, which was the case here--missionary position, not so much) and, I think, the way muscle groups in women clench. Squeezing around the intruding cock makes other things happen around the arse.

[naudia.livejournal.com]

I think that's one of the funniest sex stories I've heard. Someone should really compile a book of that kind of thing :)

[akawil]

I don't think I've ever lost the mood faster in my entire life, not even the time of the *splorf*.

What about the Beavis and Butt-Head quote?

[syringavulgaris.livejournal.com]

Urk. I'd actually managed to suppress that memory. Thanks so much for returning it. :-P