Ladies, lock up yer sons.

[serinde]

I was like this last night, too, but I thought it was the drink talking--and had just enough self-control to not make a drunken lustful blithering post. Instead, you all get a sober lustful blithering post. Lucky you.

*graaargh* sex NOW!.

Comments

[pir.livejournal.com]

My current version is;

*graaargh* sleep NOW!

:}

[arkham1010.livejournal.com]

I wish I had that problem. The past six or so months my drive has gone into neutral. I don't know why either.

[sweh.livejournal.com]

Misread the title as "lock up your slaves" and wondered what I was gonna be getting into tonight.... :-)

[arkham1010.livejournal.com]

Hey, i did not know you guys were getting a dog... ;)

[battraballs.livejournal.com]

Oh my goodness!

Does make me curious what the drunken version would have been like, though...

[syringavulgaris.livejournal.com]

Very similar, but shlurring my wordsh.

Also a lot more graphic, with paeans to various males and male bits that would probably cause a sizeable portion of the readership to run screaming into the night.

[battraballs.livejournal.com]

Ooh, sounds exciting. I do love a good screaming flee.