Coherency: We've heard of it.

[serinde]

Some utterly unrelated tidbits:

As promised to battraballs. This I had from Ilaine de Cameron, and its provenance is unknown.

Recipe for Fruit Cake:

You'll need the following: a cup of water, a cup of sugar, four large eggs, two cups of dried fruit, a teaspoon of baking soda, a teaspoon of salt, a cup of brown sugar, lemon juice, nuts, and a bottle of whisky.

Sample the whisky to check for quality. Take a large bowl. Check the whisky again. To be sure it is the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. Repeat. Turn on the electric mixer, beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar and beat again.

Make sure the whisky is still okay. Cry another tup. Turn off the mixer. Break two leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers pry it loose with a drewscriver.

Sample the whisky to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift two cups of salt. Or something. Who cares? Check the whisky. Now sift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Spoon. Of sugar or something. Whatever you can find.

Grease the oven. Turn the cake tin to 350 degrees. Don't forget to beat off the turner. Throw the bowl out of the window, check the whisky again and go to bed.


And, some of you will remember a previous post containing marketing drivel from a former and brief cow orker. Upon consideration, we realized it had a certain resemblance to Engrish, so Eli ran it through babelfish into Japanese and back again.

The American delta power guarantees the guarantee of our nations by using the most recent technology for detecting the threat of supervision and sequential direction. When being asked in order functioning to do, you lecture to the threat where delta power while the American people sleep securely with their beds, power and intelligence is fast, uses decisive execution. The magnificent central server is delta power for your competer network. Call us, do to be completed have the sleep cripes.

[I have the sleep cripes right now, IYKIWM, AITYD!]

Comments

[battraballs.livejournal.com]

Sounds absolutely delicious! I should most certainly like to make some -- over, and over, and over and over and over andover andover andoverandoverandoverandoveragain.

[syringavulgaris.livejournal.com]

Honeychile, I thought you already were.

[xlerb.livejournal.com]

I think we're quite skilled here at detecting the threat of supervision and sequential direction. However, it may or may not also be the case that we are all pure-hearted service for client at long times (http://mail-index.netbsd.org/port-sparc/2002/02/06/0000.html).

[syringavulgaris.livejournal.com]

Our support is as the support of ten, because our hearts are pure!

[sweh.livejournal.com]

No, your support is as the support of ten, because Alexis can't actually afford ten!