How to utterly rout the creative muse
Aug. 13th, 2002 09:02 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
serinde1. Discover that the poison ivy rash has decided to break out all over your face, making you look infinitely worse than the most acne-afflicted teen you can remember for high school.
1a. ...only a few days before you're planning to tryst with a lover you get to see maybe once a year.
2. Get mail from someone who sends mail midday Monday saying where owed payment for a thing is to be sent, and it's required by the following Sunday (now, we all know that there isn't mail delivery on Sunday, so that should read "by Saturday"; and so it won't go out til Tuesday morning at earliest because the checkbook is at home in the desk drawer; and do we believe the post office will be so good as to deliver something cross-country in four days?) or else interest will start accruing each day--but who does not make any provision for anything but mailing a check. Oh, unless you want to pay extra.
2a. ...and realizing you have to spend most of your vacation in close proximity to this person.
1a. ...only a few days before you're planning to tryst with a lover you get to see maybe once a year.
2. Get mail from someone who sends mail midday Monday saying where owed payment for a thing is to be sent, and it's required by the following Sunday (now, we all know that there isn't mail delivery on Sunday, so that should read "by Saturday"; and so it won't go out til Tuesday morning at earliest because the checkbook is at home in the desk drawer; and do we believe the post office will be so good as to deliver something cross-country in four days?) or else interest will start accruing each day--but who does not make any provision for anything but mailing a check. Oh, unless you want to pay extra.
2a. ...and realizing you have to spend most of your vacation in close proximity to this person.
