This helps.

[serinde]

An aDSL trouble ticket Eli is opening, for a user who it's difficult getting hard data from onaccounta too much LDS back in the Sixties:

XXXX YYYYYY
Circuit ID 101-NNN-NNN
Order Number: NNNNNNN

NOTE: reference ticket #1645658

Line is down, yarg hurgle fnood tras yip moorp flangle flangel
weez-bop nulululu. Prang urple nonx fralal heep zoon woxwox quoz maat
yep and so's your old man.


Dispatch availability:
9/10, 9-5
9/13, 9-5
9/15, 9-5

Comments

[tactisle.livejournal.com]

BWAAAAAAA!

*extricates self from tangle of fallen chair and limbs*

Huh, Jim's usually much more coherent than that... *runs and hides*

[syringavulgaris.livejournal.com]

He shoots, he SCORES. *hee hee*

However things went dramatically downhill from there. Covad's new policy is to always, always roll a Covad truck first--even when there's no sync at the NID. I have proposed that we rename "Panix Personal DSL" to "Panix Albatross".

[tactisle.livejournal.com]

I wonder sometimes if they have to print out their dispatch instructions in pictographs.

Hmm, there are bound to be some phreaky connections lying about the place. Maybe you could forward the ADSL tech support line to Michael Powell's cell phone or something.

[xlerb.livejournal.com]

Oh, so that explains the psh source code.

Er. Um. Wait a minute. Too much LDS (http://www.lds.org/) back in the sixties, you say?