This is, sadly, not parody.

FBI Issues Alert Against Almanac Carriers

Next up: alerts against encyclopedias, dictionaries, and the Book of Lists.

Iconnage

For those of you who wondered what the hell my username is, see new default icon.

Now I just need to get a picture of my maneki neko teacup and scan it in, and I think that will be icons enough beyond the dreams of avarice.

Ph34r the progesterone.

I have just gone on another cleaning rampage. You can now see most of the basement floor (this was helped by Beth taking most of the remainder of her stuff t'other day, but still) and most of the pre-Christmas "everyone is too tired to clean up" detritus is cleared away. Also, I made roast chicken dinner. I am the Deadly Ninja Homemaker; flee in terror if you value your mess. At least for a few days a month. The rest of the time I will nurture my mess and yours too.

The irritating downside of this: I'm ovulating on day 11. This means a ridiculously short cycle. Bah.

Thank you, Mr. Internet.

Okay, so it's a long trek from crazy badger Flash animation to my high school, but it happened in about three minutes, thus:

Badger flash animation to the squirrel that goes Weeeeeee! to IMing with arkham1010 about dumb Flash animations to using his catchphrase of "www.wtf.com" instead of just saying "what the fuck" to looking up wtf.com to realizing it was registered by the brother of someone in my high school class. That wet *splutch* you heard was my head exploding.

And now I must try and sleep, har har har.