Our "culture" can beat up your culture, part N of X

They're making Casino Royale (I say "making" rather than "remaking", because IIRC there hasn't been a straight-up version of it yet). Now, I stopped caring about the Bond movie franchise ages ago, because as far as I can tell they haven't actually had anything to do with the books since before I was born, but this new chestnut stuck in my gullet nice and hard:

Agent 007 will not be playing baccarat (or any other game of skill actually found in high-toned European casinos). He will be playing, that's right, Texas Hold'em.

The point required for this week's perfection

El Jefe got hit by a car on the way in.

He's fine--completely unharmed. But...yeah.