I tried, Ma, but they was too big for me

Verizon has been rejecting our payments (and nearly shut off the DSL) because when we moved, they changed the last three digits of the account number. Not most of it, which is OUR PHONE NUMBER THAT HASN'T CHANGED, just enough so I wouldn't notice.

My beloved sweet darling NVidia Ti4200 has snuffed it. Also, apparently, my computer in its extreme decrepitude (by which I mean it is two years old) has not the kind of graphics card port to permit it a "modern" type of card.

I am covered in dust and cannot find the bottle of orange flower water I've been tripping over for the past four years.

I have fixed, at great pains, a Ramos gin fizz for myself and am going to take a bath and wait for Mercury to stop this retrograde horsecrap.