On the causes for delay

[serinde]

Running late/missing breakfast due to oversleeping: very normal.

Running late/missing breakfast due to teh sexx0r: nifty (even if you're the only one involved).

Running late/missing breakfast due to listening to an NPR interview with Knuth: ...

Comments

[dvandom.livejournal.com]

And when you combine the second and third?

[syringavulgaris.livejournal.com]

OH GOD MY BRANE

[heliumbreath.livejournal.com]

Okay, that's three valid reasons.

<voice mode="m*st*rc*rd">Doing all three at the same time... Priceless</voice>