[memetastic] Wacky plan du jour

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The No-Hassle Day Planner for the Clinically Insane by MilesToGo13
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This morning, you should...	go to your local breakfast diner, pour coffee on your waitress, do three cups of creamer as shots, and run screaming from the building.
Then, after lunch...	superglue your neighbor's cat to his head and sell tickets to passerby to come witness "The Living Toupee".
Dinner will consist of...	the souls of all those who do not acknowledge the true scope of your dark power, with scones.
Afterwards, you set off into the evening to...	pass out the pamphlets you had made up preaching the divine word of Squiknor, lord of the lemmings, who shall inherit the earth when all the non-believers are gone.
At the height of your madness, you will call	tactisle
And the two of you will proceed to...	tag-team wrestle people as they come out of bars, whether they want to or not.
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I can just see it now... crouching in wait outside Flannery's in brightly colored tights, using the awning poles to whip around and drive both heels into our unwitting opponent's solar plexus...

And then while he's down, demand all his passwords.