o/~ "I see by your cup size that you are a hussy..." o/~

[serinde]

Disney is going back to digitally reduce Lindsay Lohan's boobage in the new Herbie the Love Bug movie, because test audiences thought she was "too sensual".

Make a note, there. They didn't say, ooh, maybe we should dress the 18-year-old a little more modestly for the family movie. THEY REDUCED HER BOOBS. (By up to two cup sizes in some scenes.) Because big titties mean that you are of course nothing more than a walking penis cozy.

(Money quote from the article: "Breasts are fine in PG films providing they are discreet and no larger than a C-cup.")

I'm offended that Hollywood thinks this is a reasonable response. I'm disgusted at the mindset that prompted it. And I'm appalled at the lack of outcry about it.

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[heliumbreath.livejournal.com]

Don't worry, Syringa, they can't get yours yet.

Meanwhile, I almost suspect that marketing departments hold brainstorming sessions to come up with something utterly inexplicable and controversial they can do to get mindshare and sell tickets. If people don't notice your movie they don't go and see it. If they start this process early enough, casting someone like Tom Cruise or Sean Penn may suffice; the actor will take his upper brain out of gear long enough to pull a manouver that attracts media. If they're in post-production and not the talk of the town yet, though, then it's time to go see if ILM and friends can invent something to pull out of the Big Bag of Dumb Tricks for them.