Straw, camel.

[serinde]

And on top of everything else going on, I just opened up our new case of joy juice...

motherfuckers have CHANGED THE FORMULA.

They've taken away the yohimbine, the sida cordifola, and Mister Magic itself, the betel nut extract.

Now it's the same as every other Goddamn energy drink, except it doesn't taste like liquid Pez.

Comments

[auntiemisha.livejournal.com]

Which energy drink was this?

[syringavulgaris.livejournal.com]

X Drinkx (specifically the cola flavor) from XTZ.

[rainbear.livejournal.com]

Hmm.. They must be getting this from an inferior converted X Drinkx-queen. Once everyone's disgusted with it, they'll market "Classic X Drinkx".

Or, at least, one can hope...

[dariodevil.livejournal.com]

THEY TOOK OUT THE DRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGS