Memetastic: my career as God-Emperor

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If You Ruled the Land . . . by wackyweasel
Your first name:
How you gained your rule:	Military coup, of course! They never saw it coming . . .Walked in and took the throne while they were at lunchRightful heir!!Strategic poisoning . . .Mind controlAsked for it really nicely, 'pretty please'No idea . . .
Your title is:	Your Godliness
Your symbol is:	the flamingo, because it's pink!
You rule from:	a mansion always surrounded by storm clouds! Boom!
At your side is:	your fluffy kitty, Puffpants
Your enforcers, troops, and guards are all:	laser-gun-totin' space pirates!
Your most popular law is:	"National Pajamas Day"
Your least popular law is:	Banning of people over six foot two
Your worst enemy is:	Johnny Depp - possibly hotter than you in good light
Your popularity rating is:: 64%
Your chance of being overthrown is:: 53%
Quiz created with MemeGen!

1. "Puffpants" must be a new nom de guerre for Ranger. Usually he goes by Mr. Fluffy Butt.
2. Fuckin' tall people and their top shelves. They will pay. PAY.
3. I WILL conquer my mortal enemy! And then he will be placed in my harem. Oh very yes.

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