a theory, with SCIENCE!~.

[serinde]

I postulate that the reason yesterday was so entirely sucky and bee-laden was because I'd put my panties on inside-out.

That's my theory and I'm sticking to it until proven otherwise.

Comments

[dvandom.livejournal.com]

If only all scientific problems could be solved by observations of the state of a woman's panties.

[syringavulgaris.livejournal.com]

It can't be coincidental that Radio Paradise is now playing "She Blinded Me With Science".

[elibalin.livejournal.com]

Your inverse panties gave me zombie influenza! CURSE YOU!

[xlerb.livejournal.com]

Clearly, you have the supernatural ability to control fate by the configuration of your undergarments.