hot! lesbian! street! action!

[serinde]

I had lunch with Beth today, as I often have since being grounded; and she walked me back to the corner where I turn east down 29th, as she often does. And we hugged farewell, as we always do.

The part that makes this different from all other lunches is the guy walking past as we embraced who said loudly, "Homosexuals! I see you! Mutants!" And then he kept yelling "MUTANTS!" as Beth said "Hot girl-on-girl action!" and I replied "Yeah, doesn't he just wish?"

I'm immensely amused by this, but also somewhat puzzled: a guy walking on Seventh Ave. in Chelsea, past the Fashion Institute of Technology no less, and a platonic hug sets off his gaydar? o_O

Comments

[missionista.livejournal.com]

I always knew you were mutants! Lezbo-hell mutants! (Can I be one too?)

[syringavulgaris.livejournal.com]

Come join our Lezbo-Hell Mutant Society! We have cookies!

[dvandom.livejournal.com]

Maybe he just has a general kink sense, but poor fine-tuning?

[akawil]

Maybe the "homosexuals" was an initial mistake, and "mutants" were what he was actually reacting to? Have you exhibited any unusual powers and/or abilities lately?

[heliumbreath.livejournal.com]

Syr, a guy looking at a couple of girls is hardly using gaydar. He was probably just jealous and a bit miffed to see the field dropping by two.

[xlerb.livejournal.com]

No-one ever calls me a mutant.

[scavgraphics.livejournal.com]

Lesbian mutants? Must have been reading some Neo-Claremont.