A Winner Is You!

[serinde]

A composition for three tech support specialists in the key of hey.

elibalin: She claims she tried logging into webmail, and got an authentication failure, but she doesn't show up in the logs.
Your humble correspondent: What're you grepping for?
elibalin:"grep slowuser@panix.com /log/services/mail"
YHC: I perceive your error. Behold:

Feb  1 11:13:10 logsources@mailspool3/166.84.1.78 imapd: LOGIN FAILED, 
ip=[::ffff:127.0.0.1] user=[slowuser.com] [1]

dariodevil: I reviewed with her TWICE that it was slowuser@panix.com.
dariodevil: I HATE EVERYTHING
elibalin: BRAIN STABBING TIME NOW

[1] No, the user does not own slowuser.com. That might have made some sense.

Comments

[briony530.livejournal.com]

Okay, I have only the haziest idea of what you're talking about, but it's still funny. Please talk Dariodevil and elibalin down off the roof now.