Why I shall in no wise consider relocating

[serinde]

...in three easy words:

Naked midnight swimming.

Comments

[dvandom.livejournal.com]

Of course, now you have everyone ELSE considering relocating....

[xlerb.livejournal.com]

WHICH I HAVE MISSED.

[syringavulgaris.livejournal.com]

Well, I mean, it wasn't an organized thing where I led the huddled masses forth unto the pool. I just went out and swam by myself...

[xlerb.livejournal.com]

...right, the rest of the huddled masses having of course also dispersed or else fallen asleep by then, and thus being unable to be led unto the pool.

Anyway, I hope you didn't find too much of my head tangled in the filter from the non-naked non-midnight swimming.

[rbradakis.livejournal.com]

Oh man. Our neighbor said that we can come over and use their pool any time we wanted. (I'm always helping them with stuff, so it's a fair deal.) I asked if she really meant that, since I'm likely to slip over around midnight and pop in the pool when it's hot. She didn't have a problem with that. I didn't mention that at midnight, I'm not likely to be wearing any clothes.

Sadly, my wife has talked me out of tooling around the yard naked in the suburbs, so no naked midnight swimming for me, yet.