Why Mondays suck.

[serinde]

It's not because it's the first day of the work week and we're all wishing it was still the weekend; no. It's because every God-damned anencephalic moron has been saving up their problems all weekend to dump on us first thing Monday morning in a great vast flood of unimaginable stupidity.

Yes, there are non-idiots who call on Mondays, but they seem to be statistically lost in the roar.